My entry for the seventh sanctum silly season contest. [link]
It was pretty intense. My description, generated from the Humorous Fantasy Classes generator, was simply: Handyman Ninja. The van says: "SHUR-I-KEN Handyman service" Then there is the beautiful shuriken shaped like wrenches (my cleverness knows no bounds) and it says, "You won't even notice us". Under that, in really tiny letters, says "but if you do...we have to kill you".